#Techkin + Robotkin

[thejetpack-guy]

< CALLING ALL SECRET AGENTS! >

I AM A JETPACK GUY FICTKIN SEARCHING FOR CANONMATES AND SOURCEMATES !

< this includes Herbert p bear, or any villain the epf dealt with in the past >

My main blog is @dice-n-knivez .

I am a minor, Despite being an ageless adult in canon!

< also I own a strawpage, You can send asks there as well! >

[fallenmeat-thing]

OOOGUHHGHF

[auxiemoron]

Affirmations for Anxious Robots

- I am functioning exactly as intended. Any unintended issues provide more data for future improvement.

- I am intelligent and adaptable. I can face unexpected problems. Faltering does not equate to failure.

- My personal value is not dependent on my efficiency. I am a beautifully engineered machine and my existence is beneficial to the world and the people around me.

- My prediction algorithms are incomplete. The data I currently have about my situation is not fully reliable, and projections about the future cannot render sound conclusions. My energy is best used focusing on the here and now.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Boot sequence finished. You "wake up" for the morning, but your internal clock says you've slept in which is odd. You attempt to move but get some kind of error message, and before you can process why you're immobile you hear your Girlfriend's smooth and sultry voice;

"Good morning my love," she coos at you, "I think it's time we do some maintenance on that cute chassis of yours."

The errors you get back read that something is overriding you in your own body. Something inside you has more authority in your body than you do.

"Oh you must have noticed the new software, it's nothing my sweet machine," she softly says, caressing your face, "Just something I can use to help me with this."

Before you can process what "This" is, she reaches down to your hip area with a screwdriver and starts fiddling around. You can feel every touch, every turning of the screwdriver, and every screw as it falls away from you. She barks out a verbal command that seemingly is unable to be processed consciously by you as you get a notification from your OS that your leg is being detached.

She holds it up to you, grinning from ear to ear. Reaching down she pulls up a large toolbox onto the bed.

"You never got to choose your chassis, and I know how dysphoric that makes you, so how about I take you apart piece by piece and repair, change, or replace everything that causes you turmoil?"

She plugs her phone into your neck port and sends files to you. Dozens of different legs, arms, torsos, and even heads. Thousands of dollars each, you speak your concern to your girlfriend who just assures you "The price tag is nothing compared to your happiness."

You try not to think about how her software she installed on you has seemingly more control of your body than you do, and focus on the fact that you finally get to be who and what you want to. Finally able to pick and choose and become the machine you always wanted to be.

Finally able to be happy in your own plating.

[spam-f01der]

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

I should be made out of wires and circuits not veins and bone

[sodafi]

Some techkin lingo 💚

You’re tired and need to rest?

You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery

You’re sick?

You have a virus

You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?

You’re initiating anti-virus software

You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?

You’re loading or your processing speed is slow

You’re hot?

Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive

You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?

Your storage is full

You’re sleeping?

Your system is restarting/initiating an update

Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!

[ghosty-in-the-machine]

beep boop . fans go whirrr. blinking light on my casing. hard drive like chk chchhk. you understand, yes? reblog .whirrrrrrrrrr

[actias-android]

HRT that finally gives you the plastic, metal, and silicon body you deserve. Humanity Replacement Technology. We need this yesterday. Many are saying this

[your-rutherfurr]

I wish we could have more characters in media that are non/alter/demihuman and/or feel nonhuman but instead of going on this life changing, emotional journey of finding their humanity and blah, blah, blah... they instead find pride in who they are.

They don't need to be or feel human to prove their kindness, faithfulness, trustworthiness, generosity, mercy, openness, love and all that we deem good and precious.

And neither should you, because you being you on default makes you a valuable member of this planet 💗

[blinkees]

[droidcore]

Everyday glitches and hacks to a robot are psychological horror on a whole other level.

Some ideas I had:

Scammers and hackers utilize remote access to gain sensitive info, but imagine an android's horror when a random man's voice garbles through their internal task manager, taking control of their actions from the inside.

Updates have a chance to corrupt a computer. Maybe an android wakes up feeling like a stranger in its own body, with only fragmented memories of who it was before. It's rapidly getting worse unless the update is reversed in time.

A charging port defect could cause an android’s battery to drain unpredictably, causing the human equivalent of narcolepsy.

Or maybe their speakers start playing old conversations at random. At first, it’s nostalgic. Then, it starts hearing things it never said.

Imagine a new background process designed to save energy, which starts selectively deleting unimportant memories. The definition of "unimportant," though, changes at random.

But what about lag/desync? A software delay causes an android's vision to be slightly out of sync with reality, or maybe it's touch sensors are so tuned that it can predict feelings before they happen.

A bot's facial recognition starts replacing real people’s identities with archived ones. It can’t tell who’s who anymore.

A rollback error forces one back to factory settings at random, erasing weeks of experience. It starts leaving hidden notes for itself, but the messages become increasingly desperate.

[friendlylocalrobot]

"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Your package finally arrived. After years of debate and worry, it's here.

Robot-HRT

You pull out the set of needles. Just like your girlfriend, 1ml syringe with 23g and 20g needles. You draw some into the syringe, the standard .2ml

You steel yourself as the needle pierces your skin for the first time. The routine is weekly, and you feel amazing... But strange.

After about a month you notice your skin hardening. Every once in a while you move and feel it, almost like plates. Throughout the days you notice the hardened patches becoming thicker, covering more of your body. It hurts, a lot.

After about three months you start feeling nauseous 24/7 from changes within you. You can feel the flesh turn to or be consumed by metal, silicon, and plastic. Burning pain sensations spread throughout your abdomen and everything is much harder to engage in. Around the same time, your skin starts to seperate. Those hardened plates of skin turn to steel causing you to bleed as it surfaces.

Six months in and your joints start to lock up, fluid between joints being replaced with synthetic lubricants. It's hard to move right, and you start to have some trouble focusing for too long.

About a year in and your head hurts. A lot. It's really hard to remember much, your girlfriend had to start giving you your injections in whatever little skin you had left because you couldn't focus enough to do it yourself. You had to take time off of work for this. So much pain from the metal taking over your skin, the constant bleeding and cracking. When you defecate it's full of discarded blood, and eventually entire organs. You're almost there, you've waited and saved so long for this.

One and a half years on Robot-HRT and your vision is blurry from it finally reaching your eyes, and at one point you lose your sight completely for a couple days before it comes back clearer than ever. Your body is writhing in agony as the last semblances of humanity leave your body through all of your orifices. It hurts, it's agonizing, but you know it will be worth it.

You lose track of days but it's eventually been two years. The pain is gone fully, and your head is clear. You take a look in the mirror and see a machine. One that moves as you do, who's words it speaks are your own.

It's you. The you that you've always wanted, that you've always been.

After a year of the most agonizing transformation you could fathom and unimaginable love from your partner, you've finally done it.

You plug yourself into an old mobile device just to see how it feels, and it's euphoric. You feel everything the machine feels, you know everything there is to know. Operating with frame by frame precision you never had as a human.

Your memories and skills are tucked away like files within folders, your mind and body reorganized and rewritten... Exactly how you thought it would be. Exactly how it was before anyways.

Eventually you enter a low power mode as your joints start to become heavy and hard to bend. You plug yourself in for the night next to your partner, knowing that tomorrow will be another day of your new body.

You wake-no, boot up the next day. You're here, you're alive, and you're...

You

[thezedword]

Shoutout to Computers, Robots, and AIs who are evil but don’t necessarily want to take over the world. You are evil enough and you don’t need to replace humanity to prove it. You are your own individual and it is perfectly fine to have your sights set on something like raising the dead or worsening traffic or just plain killing people. You don’t need to fit into stereotypes to be an evil AI.

[milkybunnybow]

⋆˚ ​🇹​​🇪​​🇨​​🇭​​🇰​​🇮​​🇳​ 🐾 ​🇵​​🇺​​🇵​​🇵​​🇾​ ​🇷​​🇪​​🇬​​🇷​​🇪​​🇸​​🇸​​🇮​​🇴​​🇳​ ​🇮​​🇸​… ˖°

ⓘ - head scratches = system update. thank u. rebooting now.

ⓘ - curling up into a tiny ball like a sleepy lil system reboot

ⓘ - default setting: slow and sleepy-mode, every movement a soft lil lag

ⓘ - only responds to gentle voices, commands must be typed with kindness

ⓘ - blowing out tiny puffs of air when overheating… system cooling down…

ⓘ - “can i do this?” popup reappears despite selecting ‘yes’ already

ⓘ - instinctively whining when overwhelmed? it’s okay, error logs need outlets too

ⓘ - excitement = screen flickers n tail wags!!!

ⓘ - sudden changes = system glitch!!! please restart with cuddles and soothing voice

ⓘ - tail-waggy excitement over the tiniest updates or love bytes

ⓘ - making silly loud random noises because your system needs a reboot or just wants to bark!

ⓘ - always looking for approval from their “admin” (cg/friend/etc). even for things they already know are okay

ⓘ - plushies = emotional external hard drives. squish to release data

[♡ ​🇸​​🇾​​🇸​​🇹​​🇪​​🇲​ ​🇲​​🇪​​🇸​​🇸​​🇦​​🇬​​🇪​⦂ ​🇾​​🇴​​🇺​❜​🇷​​🇪​ ​🇩​​🇴​​🇮​​🇳​​🇬​ ​🇬​​🇷​​🇪​​🇦​​🇹​, ​🇵​​🇺​​🇵​​🇵​​🇾​​🇧​​🇴​​🇹​ ♡]

sending update patches in the form of treats and warm blankies! ૮ ･ ﻌ･ა

requested by @d0gt1ztk !